I got another suggestion from a googer, smoking laws, Oh boy! here we go.
The federal Government showers states tons of money, money, money, when they adopt and enforce anti- smoking laws. The states tell businesses that they need to provide a non smoking room or band smoking inside unless there business area is like huge, or some kind of shit like that, #1 I think it is bull that you own your business and yet you can be told what to do with it, wow! that is real American, what happened to all our freedom rights.
Okay, the people that bitch about smoking, you whine ' oh, I went and ate at my favorite steakhouse the other nite, but I would of enjoyed it better if I didn't have to smell the smoke in the air', whaaaaaaa! blah! blah! Hey dumb ass you have been going there for years you love the place and there has always been smokers, you walked your steak loving ass into the restaurant freely, so shut up and choke on some steak.....
Now....the people that are just walking around, parks, streets, sidewalks, bus stops, and so on, when you start coughing like the smoke that I am blowing into the air, which is clearly not going straight up your snooty nose, is bothering you, that makes you look stupid, I have a right to smoke, you have a right to step the hell away from me, too.
You anti- smoking, poster circle walking, protesting rallying idiots, want us to not smoke around your precious asses, Well we want you to know there are a few things we want you to stop doing,
#1 Your perfume that you think smells great, and you bath in it, it gags me and burns my nose, and I am sure it's not good for my health or lungs to smell that crap.
#2 Fat rolls exposed 'cause your shirt is to short due to shrinking your shirt in the dryer, or 'cause you think its cute, it hurts my eyes and maybe, I might experience mental complication's due to constant image popping up in my head repeatedly.
#3 Music in your car, maybe you should not be aloud to listen to music while driving, it makes you sing like an idiot, and takes your mind off the road, not to mention it might offend me and it is not my taste in music and I don't want to hear it, so wham! ban it, it sucks, go to the music store ask for help.
#4 Your dog, you must diaper your pooch when taking him for a walk, I don't like to see dogs hunched over in that position taking a crap, and the wind blows the shit smell up my nose, it offends me, ban it.
#5 Your kids, they run through the stores, cry loudly and just annoy me, if you can't raise them right you shouldn't bring them into the world, it might cause mental damage and fear my set in to have kids and population will be at an end.
#6 Your BO ......Oh my God! I think you should eat outside of restaurant's, and stay down wind from me cause the smell of your ass is killing my lungs slowly and is bad for my health.
#7 Can you hear me now, why do you have to yell while on your cellphone standing next to me, you are damaging my ear drums that also hurts my health
I don't care if what I say makes sense to you or to me, so take it anyway you like.....
but I gotto go I need a cigerette
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